"It's a flippin' outrage," he said.
"Flippin' flip, my "flipper's" done flipped.
"What's the flippin' matter.", you might ask?
"My flipper's done broke, and betwixt channels, none-the-less".
"Well, what the flip?".
"I'll tell ya the flip! It's flippin' outrageous, I'll tell ya, a flippin' shame.".
"Shame, ya say. Well, I'll never!".
"Yer probably right, I'll say. You probably ne'er will. Fer the likes uh you'll n'eer experience tha like of a flippin' flipper that's done gone 'flip'!"
"Well, I'll be 'flipped', I certainly will!"
"And a flip it'll be, if ya flip with me!".
"Flippin' 'A' ".
"Ya know...if I gave a 'flyin flip', I'd done give a flip about the likes uh you, and yet, I don't. Now, who's ta say 'what the flip'? "
"I'll tell ya done who" ME, for cryin-assed flip. ME!. I certainly give a flip, I do at that!".
"At that, at that?"
"At that, I say. I give a flip."
"A 'flip', ya say!".
"A flip, indeed!".
"Well, I'll indeed be 'flipped' ! ".
"You are indeed, Sir.".
"Flipped, ta be sure!".
" 'Fliped', indeed! ".
And a flipper's noose, she done shall wait fer thee!
"Well, flip me o'er, an' flip me done."
"Done ye ere, Sir.".
"Done, I am!".
"And a cyrin'-assed flip y'all turn, when the door done slam on yer' cryin'-assed fate".
"Fer sure, fer sure. My flippin' flipper done flipped. And I, you see, done "flipped" fer sure!".
"Well, a flippin' shame it is!"
"Fer sure, fer sure. A shame indeed."
A shame...a shame, indeed!